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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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