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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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