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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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