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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

If in doubt, paddle out. - Nat Young

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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