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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles


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