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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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