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Sleepmobile thanks to Jim Serritella

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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