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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

No taxation without regimentation. - Archie Bunker

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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