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Special Second Meal

Wordsmithing an almost two-for-one sale

Special Second Meal thanks to Howard Chapman

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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today. - Steven Wright

Nowadays they say you need a special chip to put in the TV so kids can't watch this and that. In my day, we didn't need a chip. My mom was the chip. End of story. - Ray Charles

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back. - Harvey Mackay


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