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Tell Me Why You Can't Work

When workers with disabilities outwork the whiners

Tell Me Why You Can't Work thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being unconscious is the ultimate disability. - Jessa Gamble

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Every person with a disability is an individual. - Itzhak Perlman

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. - Aimee Mullins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. - Stella Young

Many people with dyslexia truly suffer, and their lives are worse off for having had that disability. - Malcolm Gladwell

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Disability has become a form of permanent welfare for a lot of folks. It's not that hard to prove a mental illness or mental issues or pain issues. - Nina Easton

People presume my disability has to do with being an amputee, but that's not the case; our insecurities are our disabilities, and I struggle with those as does everyone. - Aimee Mullins


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