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Thai Logging

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Thai Logging thanks to Barry McCartney

Thai Logging thanks to Barry McCartney

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The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

Every book is a quotation; and every house is a quotation out of all forests, and mines, and stone quarries; and every man is a quotation from all his ancestors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

'Owl,' said Rabbit shortly, 'you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest you and I must do it.' - A.A. Milne

I used to be such a militant city-ist, but more and more I've seen forests and nature and oceans, and I don't know any more if this is the awesomest way to live. - Regina Spektor

You have to focus on what you're passionate about. For me it's the forests and of course, because I'm concerned about the forests, I'm concerned about the way paper is made. - Woody Harrelson

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds, stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes - every form of animate or inanimate existence, leaves its impress upon the soul of man. - Orison S. Marden

It is amazing how few oil people really understand that you only find oil if you drill wells. You may think you’re finding it when you’re drawing maps and studying logs, but you have to drill. - John Masters

Every day, it seems, a new extreme weather catastrophe happens somewhere in America, and the media's all over it, profiling the ordinary folks wiped out by forest fires, droughts, floods, massive sinkholes, tornadoes. - Jane Velez-Mitchell


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