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The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

America is exceptional in combining standard great-power realism with extravagant idealism about the country's redemptive role in creating international order. - Michael Ignatieff

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky

If the United States of America or Britain is having elections, they don't ask for observers from Africa or from Asia. But when we have elections, they want observers. - Nelson Mandela

Whereas our ancestors (not of choice) were the first successful cultivators of the wilds of America, we their descendants feel ourselves entitled to participate in the blessings of her luxuriant soil. - Richard Allen


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