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The Difference Between Regular and Decaf Coffee

Choosing between caffeinated and decaffeinated

Coffee drinks are made by brewing hot or cold water with ground coffee beans. The brewing is either done slowly by drip or filter, French press or cafetière, percolator, or done very quickly under pressure by espresso machine, where the coffee is termed “espresso”. Slow-brewed coffees are generally regarded simply as “coffee”. All coffee drinks are based on either coffee or espresso, in different strengths; some drinks have added milk, flavourings, alcohol, or combinations of coffee with espresso or tea.

With the invention of the Gaggia machine, espresso, and espresso with milk such as cappuccino and latte, spread in popularity from Italy to the United Kingdom in the 1950s, then to America. With the rise in popularity of the Italian coffee culture in the 1980s it began to spread worldwide via coffeehouses.

The caffeine content in coffee beans may be reduced by one of several decaffeination processes to produce decaffeinated (decaf) coffee, which may be drunk as regular, espresso or instant coffee.
The Difference Between Regular and Decaf Coffee thanks to Howard Chapman

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Drip or filtered coffee
French press (or cafetière)
Percolated
Turkish coffee
Cold brew
Vacuum coffee
Espresso and variations
Caffè Americano
Cafè Cubano
Caffè crema
Cafe Zorro
Doppio
Espresso Romano
Guillermo
Ristretto

Espresso with milk
Antoccino
Breve
Café bombon
Cappuccino
Cortado
Latte
Espressino
Flat white
Galao
Macchiato
Wiener (or Viennese melange)

Coffee with milk
Café au lait
Ca phe sua da
Egg coffee
Eggnog latte
Eiskaffee
Kopi susu
White coffee

Coffee or espresso with whipped cream
Vienna coffee
Espresso con panna

Combinations
Coffee with espresso

Coffee with tea
Black tie
Chai latte
Red tie
Yuanyang

Coffee with alcohol
Liqueur coffee
Irish coffee
Rüdesheimer Kaffee
Pharisaer
Carajillo
Kula

Flavoured
Melya
Caffè Marocchino
Café miel
Mocha (or café mocha or mochaccino)
Café de olla

Iced
Greek frappé coffee
Mazagran
Palazzo
Ice Shot
Instant coffee, Canned coffee, Coffee milk, Decaffeinated

Miscellaneous
Affogato
Caffè Medici
Café Touba
Indian filter coffee
Moka
Pocillo
Shakerato
QuotaBills
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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