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The Side Effects of Veganism

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The Side Effects of Veganism thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and other animal-derived substances

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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