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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

You must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life. - Dallas Willard

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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