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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. - William Wallace

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. - Karen Horney

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain


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