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Time for Change

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Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

Religions cannot change you. If you are angry, you will become an angry Muslim or Hindu. If you are righteous, you will become a righteous Christian or Jew. - Gary Zukav

Americans have been remarkably devoted to the capacity for belief, to idealism. That's why we get into trouble all the time. We're always viewed as naive. - A. Bartlett Giamatti

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. - Sanaa Lathan

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read." - Steven Wright

Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs... A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King Jr.

String theorists have no explanation of why there are three large dimensions as well as time, and the other dimensions are microscopic. Proposals about that have been all over the map. - Edward Witten

You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. - Steven Wright


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