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Time for Change

Daylight Savings in America

Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave. - Dick Gregory

Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time. - Albert Camus

A well-cultivated mind is, so to speak, made up of all the minds of preceding ages; it is only one single mind which has been educated during all this time. - Bernard de Bovier de Fontenelle

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. - Sanaa Lathan

Procrastination usually results in sorrowful regret. Today's duties put off until tomorrow give us a double burden to bear; the best way is to do them in their proper time. - Ida Scott Taylor

It may take a little time to get where you want to be, but if you pause and think for a moment, you will notice that you are no longer where you were. Do not stop - keep going. - Rodolfo Costa


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