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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles


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