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Time Is Free

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Time Is Free thanks to Harvey Mackay

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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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