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Tube Travel

In previous times he was referred to as Radio Head

Tube Travel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Travel on the London Tube is getting weirder every day

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I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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