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Tube Travel

In previous times he was referred to as Radio Head

Tube Travel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Travel on the London Tube is getting weirder every day

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I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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