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UFO Caught On Tape

Finally - proof of aliens on earth

UFO Caught On Tape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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