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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition

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Understanding Women - Pocket Edition thanks to Keith Blake

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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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