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Ups And Downs Of Life

What happens if you don't go through trials and tribulations

Ups And Downs Of Life thanks to Howard Chapman

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All life is 6 to 5 against. - Damon Runyon

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Life is 10 percent what happens to you and 90 percent how you respond to it. - Lou Holtz

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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