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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Throw it all away. - Donald Trump

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Don't underestimate her. - Donald Trump

I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump

Bradley was a terrible senator. - Donald Trump

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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