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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

That's what I call living large. - Donald Trump

It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue. - Donald Trump

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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