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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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