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Who Lost The Keys?

Missing what's in plain view to other drivers

Who Lost The Keys? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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