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Winning An Argument With A Woman

The secret of a successful relationship

Winning An Argument With A Woman thanks to Mike King

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Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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