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Winning An Argument With A Woman

The secret of a successful relationship

Winning An Argument With A Woman thanks to Mike King

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

There is no downside to winning. It feels forever fabulous. - Pat Conroy

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do. - James Harvey Robinson

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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