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Winter Greens

How to lead stray snowbound livestock back home

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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