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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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