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World's Oldest Menorah

Dated at 3,000 years - found at the Diocese Museum of Jerusalem

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

World's Oldest Menorah thanks to joe-kster

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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