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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Unknown

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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