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180 Degrees From Ordinary

Rowing your own course in life

180 Degrees From Ordinary thanks to Doug Long

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We boil at different degrees. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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