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1934 Modern Home

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1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

Sears, Roebuck and Company (aka Sears), is an American chain of department stores founded by Richard Warren Sears and Alvah Curtis Roebuck in 1892 and 1906. Formerly based at the Sears Tower in Chicago and currently headquartered in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, the business began as a mail ordering catalog company, and began opening retail locations in 1925. The company was bought by Kmart in 2005. Sears had divisions in Canada and Mexico, but were sold, as well as several other subsidiaries within its brand.
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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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