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1934 Modern Home

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1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

1934 Modern Home thanks to Barry McCartney

Sears, Roebuck and Company (aka Sears), is an American chain of department stores founded by Richard Warren Sears and Alvah Curtis Roebuck in 1892 and 1906. Formerly based at the Sears Tower in Chicago and currently headquartered in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, the business began as a mail ordering catalog company, and began opening retail locations in 1925. The company was bought by Kmart in 2005. Sears had divisions in Canada and Mexico, but were sold, as well as several other subsidiaries within its brand.
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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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