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A Shark Ate My Homework

Hawaiian reason to put off the inevitable

A Shark Ate My Homework thanks to Karen Moore

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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