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The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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