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Aeroflot Announcement

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Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau


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