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Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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