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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda
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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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