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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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