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African Sunset

Uganda go wrong with scenery like this!

African Sunset thanks to Malachi Defries

Murchison Falls, also known as Kabalega Falls, is between Lake Kyoga and Lake Albert on the White Nile River in Uganda

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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