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OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

You'll never achieve 100 percent if 99 percent is okay. - Will Smith

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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