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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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