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Babysitting Kids

When $5 goes a long way between cousins

Babysitting Kids thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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