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Backalaureate Degree

Back to Back seat assignments at the Shenzhen, China airport

Backalaureate Degree thanks to joe-kster

Emma and Jim make do with limited seating options ... I was 'floored' by their ingenuity!

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My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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