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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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