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He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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