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Busy Schedule

Pre-school is so much more demanding these days

Busy Schedule thanks to Keith Blake

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I am B-U-Z-Y, busy! - Archie Bunker

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Busy people are never busybodies. - Ethel Watts Mumford

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The best person to get something done is a busy person. - Mark Burnett

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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