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Busy Schedule

Pre-school is so much more demanding these days

Busy Schedule thanks to Keith Blake

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I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

There cannot be a world crisis next week, my schedule is full. - Henry Kissinger

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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