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Celebrity Meals thanks to Anna Travika

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Celebrity Meals thanks to Anna Travika

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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