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Christmas Past Participle

Scrooge is paid a visit by the grammar police

Christmas Past Participle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. Believe me, it has nothing new to say. - Unknown

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Successful people seek out their futures from the present; failures seek out their futures from the past. - Li Ao

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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