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Christmas Past Participle

Scrooge is paid a visit by the grammar police

Christmas Past Participle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Those who cannot remember the past are destined to repeat it. - George Santayana

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

True reconciliation does not consist in merely forgetting the past. - Nelson Mandela

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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