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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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