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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation perfectly delightful. - Sydney Smith

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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