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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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