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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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