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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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