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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow


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