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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation perfectly delightful. - Sydney Smith

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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