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Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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