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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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