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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. - Phyllis Diller

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, "If you love me, blink your eyes." - Phyllis Diller

Always there comes an hour when one is weary of one's work and devotion to duty, and all one craves for is a loved face, the warmth and wonder of a loving heart. - Albert Camus

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. - Sanaa Lathan

Horror is so often a 'thinkless' genre, sort of considered popcorn movies, but you really put a lot of, not just heart and soul, but a lot of physical energy into it. - Fran Kranz

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. - Jonathan Carroll


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