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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

Love is forgiving, accepting, moving on, embracing, and all encompassing. And if you're not doing that for yourself, you cannot do that with anyone else. - Steve Maraboli

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn. - Billy Crystal

Always there comes an hour when one is weary of one's work and devotion to duty, and all one craves for is a loved face, the warmth and wonder of a loving heart. - Albert Camus

I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality. - Michael Levitt

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. - Henry Ward Beecher

How desperately we wish to maintain our trust in those we love! In the face of everything, we try to find reasons to trust. Because losing faith is worse than falling out of love. - Sonia Johnson

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown


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