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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. - Unknown

He hath never failed thee yet.
Never will His love forget.
O fret not thyself nor let
Thy heart be troubled,
Neither let it be afraid. - Amy Wilson-Carmichael

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. - Bertrand Russell

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house. - George Burns

Many people when they fall in love look for a little haven of refuge from the world, where they can be sure of being admired when they are not admirable, and praised when they are not praiseworthy. - Bertrand Russell


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