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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm crazy about Dublin. If you went back 3,000 years in my ancestry you wouldn't find a drop of Irish blood in the veins, but I love the place. - Harold Prince

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup;
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up. - Ogden Nash

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. - Unknown

He hath never failed thee yet.
Never will His love forget.
O fret not thyself nor let
Thy heart be troubled,
Neither let it be afraid. - Amy Wilson-Carmichael

It is intolerable that the world's religions - founded on the values of love and compassion - should provide a pretext for the expression of hatred and violence. - Federico Mayor

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." - Rodney Dangerfield

I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. - Debbie Macomber

Because I feel that, in the Heavens above
The angels, whispering to one another,
Can find, among their burning terms of love
None so devotional as that of Mother - Edgar Allen Poe

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time. - Sanaa Lathan

I love the comfort of daily life's routines: things like being able to read a paper on the subway. It's no accident that my favourite word is 'quotidian.' - Elizabeth Strout

Don't fall in love with your wit. Your cleverly turned phrase may not, as you hope, show off how much gray matter you have, especially if the phrase is at someone else's expense. - Harvey Mackay


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