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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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