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Elephant Instructions

How To manual for your newly purchased elephant

Elephant Instructions thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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