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Fallen Heroes

Remembering those who made Freedom and Peace possible

Fallen Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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