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Fallen Heroes

Remembering those who made Freedom and Peace possible

Fallen Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


Super Size Mosquito

Perfectly In Tune With Nature

Crayola Keyboard

Turtle Leash

Beach Trick - Head's Up

Turbo Charged Computer

Redneck Neighborhood Watch

Time To Hang Up The Thong

Our Grate Lord

Vertical Roller Coaster Ride

Girl's Party

Sleep Driving

Portuguese Airport Runway

Nintendo Wedding Cake

Going Nowhere Mall

Skateboard Suit

Texas Truck

Tailgate Coyote

Montreal Canadian Fan

Canadian Man Cave

Puffin Walk

Wine Gum Lamp

Stepladder Bike

Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape