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First Dodge Ram

Rare photo of Wilbur transporting his new lawn cutting machine

First Dodge Ram thanks to Wayne Nowazek

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Modern rugby players like to get their retaliation in first. - Kim Fletcher

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. - Judy Garland

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

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