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Rare photo of Wilbur transporting his new lawn cutting machine

First Dodge Ram thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

Modern rugby players like to get their retaliation in first. - Kim Fletcher

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Nothing will ever be accomplished if all possible objections must be first overcome. - Samuel Johnson

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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