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First Dodge Ram

Rare photo of Wilbur transporting his new lawn cutting machine

First Dodge Ram thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Second place is just the first place loser. - Dale Earnhardt

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

If you are first, you are first. If you are second, you are nothing. - Bill Shankly

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. - Kevin Hearne

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

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