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First Dodge Ram

Rare photo of Wilbur transporting his new lawn cutting machine

First Dodge Ram thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

He who strikes first, strikes twice. - Mexico

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Clark Gable was the first to have called me a mermaid. - Esther Williams

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome. - Samuel Johnson

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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