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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

He that best understands the world, least likes it. - Benjamin Franklin

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world. - Albert Camus

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences. - Ruth Benedict

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

There seem to be two main types of people in the world, crosswords and sudokus. - Rebecca McKinsey

Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid. - Frederick Buechner

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world. - Oscar Wilde

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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