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We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. - Bob Merrill

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. - Jane Austen

I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world. - Andrew Young

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. - Bruce Lee

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If I felt I couldn't win, I would not run... I've got a lot to lose ... I'm the biggest developer in the hottest city in the world. - Donald Trump

Don't ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive. - Howard Thurman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can't; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost

Everyone who wants to know what will happen ought to examine what has happened: everything in this world in any epoch has their replicas in antiquity. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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