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Fragrance Specials

Assorted specials clearance at end of Christmas

Fragrance Specials thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller


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