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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

The only way to be absolutely safe is to never try anything for the first time. - Magnus Pike

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn


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