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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris


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