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Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

Golfers and Scotch thanks to Jim Serritella

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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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