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Guitar Fish Bowl

Goldfish in a musical setting

Guitar Fish Bowl thanks to Jessica Lawrence

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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