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Haunted Victorian Home

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Haunted Victorian Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It is much easier to imagine ghastly new biological weapons than to create them. - Andrew Pollack

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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