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Haunted Victorian Home

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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