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Haunted Victorian Home

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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